Thursday, October 04, 2007

Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death. Hehe.

6 comments:

Daniel B. said...

Hi, Tinsie! That's good stuff.

Tinsie said...

Probably very true, too ;-)

Shionge said...

Thank you for clearing the doubts for the men Tinsie ;)

Now that they know the difference, let's see who is next hahahah...

Tinsie said...

Indeed, Shionge! (I like your way of thinking hehe ;-)

Loops said...

Fantastic - that's getting sent round work tomorrow :)

Tinsie said...

Let us know what your colleagues think. Mine loved it!